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<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\nKROK 2: O\u010cKOV\u00c1N\u00cd<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Co tomu p\u0159edch\u00e1zelo? Tak samoz\u0159ejm\u011b prvn\u00ed, druh\u00e9 a nakonec i t\u0159et\u00ed o\u010dko, abychom se dozv\u011bd\u011bli t\u00fdden p\u0159ed odjezdem, \u017ee stejn\u011b mus\u00edme 24 hod p\u0159ed letem na test. To v\u0161ak neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee n\u011bkam vycestujete bez o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KROK 3: TESTOV\u00c1N\u00cd<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
To je naprosto \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1 v\u011bc. Do posledn\u00ed chv\u00edle toti\u017e nem\u00e1te nic jist\u00e9. V\u00fdsledek PCR testu se b\u011b\u017en\u011b dozv\u00edte do 40 hod a za expresn\u00ed vyhotoven\u00ed na leti\u0161ti za n\u011bj vypl\u00e1znete 7500k\u010d. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b AG testu si zahrajete loterii s jeho spolehlivost\u00ed. Tak\u017ee n\u011bjak\u00e9 storno pojistky v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, by\u0165 fale\u0161n\u011b pozitivn\u00edho v\u00fdsledku jsou v\u00e1m den p\u0159ed odjezdem k ni\u010demu. A TO SE VYPLAT\u00cd !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KROK 4: VYPL\u0147OV\u00c1N\u00cd<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Jste negativn\u00ed? Super, m\u016f\u017eete za\u010d\u00edt vypl\u0148ovat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e Aby jste ale pochopili situaci, mus\u00edte se p\u0159esunout na planetu VOGSF\u00c9RA na kter\u00e9 \u017eij\u00ed Vogoni. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Vogoni nejsou zl\u00ed. Jsou jen nevl\u00eddn\u00ed, byrokrati\u010dt\u00ed a bezcitn\u00ed. Nehnuli by prstem ani kdyby jejich babi\u010dku se\u017erala \u017drav\u00e1 bl\u00e1totla\u010dka z Traalu (pokud by ov\u0161em nem\u011bli p\u00edsemn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edkaz s dv\u011bma kopiemi, poslan\u00fd shora, odeslan\u00fd zp\u011bt, vr\u00e1cen\u00fd k dopln\u011bn\u00ed, ztracen\u00fd, nalezen\u00fd, archivovan\u00fd, podroben\u00fd ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 debat\u011b, znovu ztracen\u00fd, t\u0159i m\u011bs\u00edce kompostovan\u00fd a nakonec recyklovan\u00fd jako pevn\u00fd<\/em> podpalova\u010d\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nech\u00e1pete ? OK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tak\u017ee nejprve se zaregistrujete a vypln\u00edte formul\u00e1\u0159e pro term\u00edny testov\u00e1n\u00ed. Pro let do c\u00edlov\u00e9 destinace s mezip\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00edm je nutn\u00e9 zaregistrovat se a vyplnit p\u0159\u00edjezdov\u00fd formul\u00e1\u0159 pro ka\u017edou zemi zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165. A to i p\u0159es to, \u017ee je c\u00edlov\u00e1 destinace sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed zem\u011b s mezip\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00edm. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 m\u00e1 toti\u017e sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed byrokratick\u00fd syst\u00e9m a vlastn\u00ed formul\u00e1\u0159 pro vstup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tak\u017ee 1 formul\u00e1\u0159 pro mezip\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed, do kter\u00e9ho „uploadujete“ certifik\u00e1t o o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed a druh\u00fd certifik\u00e1t o negativn\u00edm testu. Pak mus\u00edte po\u010dkat ne\u017e certifik\u00e1ty „validuj\u00ed“ (ov\u011b\u0159\u00ed). Teprve potom je pro v\u00e1s vygenerov\u00e1n a zp\u0159\u00edstupn\u011bn QR k\u00f3d, kter\u00fd je vy\u017eadov\u00e1n \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edkem na leti\u0161ti tranzitn\u00ed destinace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n No a to sam\u00e9 vypln\u00edte je\u0161t\u011b jednou samoz\u0159ejm\u011b po p\u0159edchoz\u00ed registraci zase do c\u00edlov\u00e9 destinace. Pak to v\u0161echno pro jistotu je\u0161t\u011b vytisknout, kdyby se posral telefon a p\u0159idat to k ostatn\u00edm ti\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdm formul\u00e1\u0159\u016fm o o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed a testov\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00fdmi se prokazujete na leti\u0161ti v \u010cR. <\/p>\n\n\n\n To v\u0161ak je\u0161t\u011b nekon\u010d\u00ed, proto\u017ee jsme se dozv\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee vzhledem k rostouc\u00ed epidemiologick\u00e9 situaci mus\u00edme podstoupit je\u0161t\u011b test na leti\u0161ti po p\u0159\u00edletu do c\u00edlov\u00e9 destinace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nesm\u00edme v\u0161ak zapomenout, \u017ee po p\u0159\u00edjezdu se mus\u00ed vyplnit je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159\u00edjezdov\u00fd formul\u00e1\u0159 do \u010cR a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b si je\u0161t\u011b zaj\u00edt na jeden test. To v\u0161ak nen\u00ed jist\u00e9, proto\u017ee podm\u00ednky testov\u00e1n\u00ed po p\u0159\u00edjezdu se m\u011bn\u00ed z hodiny na hodinu a tak se vyplat\u00ed sledovat on line zpravodajstv\u00ed a nebo pro jistotu tiskov\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy ministerstva zahrani\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m ta spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 vlna, kter\u00e1 v\u00e1s nalad\u00ed na dovolenou. Kdybych tohle tu\u0161il v l\u00e9t\u011b p\u0159i objedn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed letenky, asi bych se na to b\u00fdval vysral….. Pozor, bav\u00edme se o evropsk\u00e9 destinaci v r\u00e1mci jednoho st\u00e1tu, nejde o \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd oblet zem\u011bkoule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Te\u010f u\u017e jenom sta\u010d\u00ed, si t\u00fdden p\u0159ed odletem nakoupit spoustu test\u016f a d\u016fsledn\u011b se vyh\u00fdbat jak\u00e9mukoliv kontaktu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Tak\u017ee pokud se v\u00e1m cestov\u00e1n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b nezhnusilo b\u011b\u017ete si pro ru\u010dn\u00edk. Ka\u017ed\u00fd toti\u017e v\u00ed, \u017ee nezbytnou sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed cestovatele po galaxii je ru\u010dn\u00edk a kniha Stopa\u0159\u016fv pr\u016fvodce po galaxi\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ta je \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Nebesk\u00fd r\u00e1dce hospodyn\u011bk, prod\u00e1van\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e t\u0159iapades\u00e1tero z\u00e1bav p\u0159i nulov\u00e9 gravitaci a diskutovan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e trilogie filozofick\u00fdch trh\u00e1k\u016f \u00dalona Kolufida Kde ud\u011blal P\u00e1mb\u016f chybu, V\u00fdb\u011br nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch Bo\u017e\u00edch omyl\u016f a Co je ten P\u00e1mb\u016f za\u010d ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n V mnoha le\u017e\u00e9rn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch civilizac\u00edch na V\u00fdchodn\u00edm okraji na\u0161\u00ed Galaxie dokonce Stopa\u0159\u016fv pr\u016fvodce nahradil velkou Galaktickou encyklopedii jako\u017eto zdroj ve\u0161ker\u00e9ho v\u011bd\u011bn\u00ed a moudrosti, nebo\u0165 – a\u010d m\u00e1 mnoho mezer a spousta informac\u00ed je pochybn\u00fdch nebo p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm hodn\u011b nep\u0159esn\u00fdch – m\u00e1 proti star\u0161\u00ed a prozai\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edru\u010dce dv\u011b nesporn\u00e9 v\u00fdhody.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Po dlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b jsme se odhodlali a p\u0159es ve\u0161ker\u00e9 byrokratick\u00e9 p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eky se pustili do Covidov\u00e9ho cestov\u00e1n\u00ed. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jsem t\u00edmto p\u0159ekro\u010dil pomyslnou hranici mezi radost\u00ed a hnusem, kter\u00fd je nutn\u00e9 p\u0159ekonat, ne\u017e se v\u016fbec n\u011bkam dostanete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19391,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[658,481,657],"class_list":["post-19390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cestovani","tag-byrokracie","tag-cestovani","tag-covid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19390"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19416,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19390\/revisions\/19416"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n KROK 5: ZAMY\u0160LEN\u00cd<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
KROK 6: BEZ RU\u010cN\u00cdKU TO NEP\u016eJDE<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
Jednak je o n\u011bco levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm m\u00e1 na ob\u00e1lce velk\u00fd vl\u00eddn\u00fd n\u00e1pis: DON\u00b4T PANIC (NEPROPADEJTE PANICE).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"