{"id":3665,"date":"2019-03-17T06:30:50","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T05:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/SENEC-Zastavili-jsme-se-cestou-do-jednoho-stanku-na-ranni-cappuccino"},"modified":"2019-07-07T10:49:20","modified_gmt":"2019-07-07T09:49:20","slug":"senec-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/2019\/03\/17\/senec-2\/","title":{"rendered":"SENEC aneb baristick\u00fd horor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/k\u00e1va-senec.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/k\u00e1va-senec-1001x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12950\" width=\"281\" height=\"287\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/k\u00e1va-senec-1001x1024.jpg 1001w, https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/k\u00e1va-senec-293x300.jpg 293w, https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/k\u00e1va-senec-768x786.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/k\u00e1va-senec-520x532.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Zastavili jsme se cestou do jednoho st\u00e1nku na rann\u00ed cappuccino. J\u00e1 v\u00edm, v\u011bd\u011bl jsem \u017ee d\u011bl\u00e1m blbost. Ale na kafe jsme m\u011bli opravdu chu\u0165, a tak u jednoho st\u00e1nku s hrdou reklamou a n\u00e1pisem LAVAZZA jsme se zakotvili. Co v\u00e1m budu pov\u00eddat&#8230; . Co si d\u00e1te ? Pov\u00edd\u00e1 mlad\u00e1 serv\u00edrka. 2x espresso. To ned\u011bl\u00e1me, m\u00e1me jenom cappuccino nebo rozpustnou k\u00e1vu. M\u00e1lem jsem omdlel p\u0159i pohledu na nevyu\u017eit\u00fd potenci\u00e1l italsk\u00e9ho stroje La Cimbali. Bo\u017ee m\u016fj. tak teda 2x cappuccino. Sle\u010dna namlela k\u00e1vu, u\u017e to bylo \u0161patn\u011b, proto\u017ee absolutn\u011b nejevila z\u00e1jem o to kam se ta k\u00e1va sype a tak zvesela padala mimo p\u00e1ku. V\u0161ak co on to ten \u010dasova\u010d zastav\u00ed. A \u017ee n\u011bco rozsypu ? To nen\u00ed z m\u00e9ho, tak co to \u0159e\u0161it. Zm\u00e1\u010dkla \u010dudl\u00edk na stroji a jala se p\u011bnit ml\u00e9ko. Nechci a nebudu to rozeb\u00edrat . vytvo\u0159ila &#8222;cosi&#8220; jako p\u011bnu a za\u010dala to hrabat z vrchu velkou l\u017ei\u010dkou na tu k\u00e1vu . P\u0159i pohledu na ni se m\u011b podlamovaly kolena. Vydr\u017e to a dr\u017e hubu, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si s\u00e1m pro sebe. Pak nastalo n\u011bco co nem\u00e1 \u0161iroko daleko obdobu. Sle\u010dna vzala tu velkou 1 kilovou pixlu mlet\u00e9 sko\u0159ice z makra za\u010dala to tam hust\u011b sypat. Kdy\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m hust\u011b tak mysl\u00edm hust\u011b. Asi j\u00ed tam toho i na jej\u00ed nez\u0159\u00edzen\u00fd vkus spadlo trochu v\u00edc ne\u017e by cht\u011bla, a tak se sehnula a prost\u011b do toho foukla tak \u017ee se zvedl oblak hn\u011bd\u00e9 sko\u0159ice nad linku kde onen mok p\u0159ipravovala. Hanka polohlasn\u011b vyk\u0159ikla ona s toho snad up\u00edj\u00ed. Na\u010de\u017e se oto\u010dila hrstka lid\u00ed od vedlej\u0161\u00edho baru . Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ne, ale n\u011bjak\u00e1 ta slina tam asi ulp\u011bla. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b pod t\u00edhou sko\u0159ice se p\u011bna probo\u0159ila a klesla na dno. Bylo jen d\u00edlem okam\u017eiku abych dostal infarkt. Hanka rychl\u00fdm tahem sund\u00e1vala l\u017ei\u010dkou odpornou sko\u0159ici z toho zbytku kter\u00fd m\u011bl tvo\u0159it ml\u00e9\u010dnou mikrop\u011bnu. Mikrop\u011bnu ?! Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee tento pojem by sle\u010dnu zcela zarazil. Co nejrychleji pry\u010d. A to byla na\u0161e rann\u00ed k\u00e1va na slovensku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SENEC &#8230;..Zastavili jsme se cestou do jednoho st\u00e1nku na rann\u00ed cappuccino.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":12950,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-3665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kava-a-vse-kolem","tag-kava"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3665"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12976,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions\/12976"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}