{"id":3756,"date":"2016-04-19T19:00:57","date_gmt":"2016-04-19T19:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/MUJ-PRVNI-DEN"},"modified":"2021-02-17T14:15:05","modified_gmt":"2021-02-17T13:15:05","slug":"muj-prvni-den","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/2016\/04\/19\/muj-prvni-den\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u016eJ PRVN\u00cd DEN:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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M\u016eJ PRVN\u00cd DEN:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Jsem n\u00fdmand, pan nobody. Neum\u00edm v\u016fbec nic, zu\u0159\u00edm. Neum\u00edm namlet kafe, neum\u00edm ho p\u011bchovat a m\u00edsto espressa m\u011b te\u010de nechutn\u00e1 voda. Doprdele,  z toho automatu m\u011b lezlo espresso, kter\u00e9 m\u011blo aspo\u0148 p\u011bnu. Bude to cht\u00edt cvik asi \u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Koupili jsme 2 kila nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u201e espresso k\u00e1vy\u201c v lidlu a sypeme ji do ml\u00fdnku se zbo\u017en\u00fdm p\u0159\u00e1n\u00edm, \u017ee se nau\u010d\u00edme namlet k\u00e1vu tak aby n\u00e1m neprotekla za 15 sec.   \u2026 zat\u00edm se neda\u0159\u00ed prvn\u00ed kilo je v prdeli a po\u0159\u00e1d nic. Tla\u010d\u00edm na tamper jako bl\u00e1zen div \u017ee ho neprom\u00e1\u010dknu do stolu a st\u00e1le dokola to stejn\u00e9 15 -18 sec \u2026 doprdele m\u00e1m chut\u02c7 na kafe.  Doma to von\u00ed jako v kav\u00e1rn\u011b a j\u00e1 jsem si nedal je\u0161t\u011b ani jeden lok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

St\u00e1le nastavujeme ml\u00fdnek u\u017e jsem t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 na zrnistosti pudru kdy\u017e v tom najednou !!! jeden \u201e SHOT\u201c se m\u011b poda\u0159il Crema jako prase.  \u0160lehan\u00e1 p\u011bna  \u2026 co p\u011bna, podm\u00e1sl\u00ed !! N\u00e1dhera dr\u017e\u00ed se v v baristick\u00e9 odm\u011brce je\u0161te dal\u0161\u00edch 10 min. Kafe se sice ned\u00e1 p\u00edt proto\u017ee je to n\u011bjak\u00fd shit ale crema tam je a 25 sec extrakce. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m zji\u0161\u0165ovat kde d\u011bl\u00e1m chybu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A ejle dal\u0161\u00ed shot a dal\u0161\u00ed pak zkus\u00edm double shot a na pot\u0159et\u00ed trefa crema sice slab\u0161\u00ed ale u\u017e v\u00edm jak ml\u00edt zrno. Ale co to !!! ?? kilo je fiu\u010d a j\u00e1 za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00ed \u2026 Segafredo \u2026 dal\u0161\u00ed shit ale ouha, stejn\u00e9 nastaven\u00ed ml\u00fdnku  a jemnost ale kafe se mele \u00fapln\u011b jinak . Doprdele pr\u00e1ce  !!… zase voda \u2026 extrakce 18 sec \u2026 j\u00e1 se zbl\u00e1zn\u00edm v\u0161echno je jinak jin\u00e1 k\u00e1va jin\u00e9 vlastnosti. Upozor\u0148ovali na to ve f\u00f3ru\u2026 u\u017e v\u00edm o \u010dem byla \u0159e\u010d .. tohle bude b\u011bh na dlouhou tra\u0165.. u k\u00e1vovaru stoj\u00edm u\u017e 4 hodiny melu a melu a extrahuju st\u00e1le dokola . k\u00e1va miz\u00ed v\u00fdsledky se dostavuj\u00ed jen velmi pozvolna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed Petr je v mont\u00e9rk\u00e1ch .  \u201eZd\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1r to je ta nov\u00e1 ma\u0161ina !? \u201e A jak\u00e9 to d\u011bl\u00e1 kafe ? \u201e Co jsem mu m\u011bl \u0159\u00edct ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eJet\u011b to neum\u00edm ur\u010dit\u011b dobr\u00e9, ale jsem asi gramlav\u00fd \u2026 \u201e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eA co je totok ? \u201e ukazuje na asi 2 nebo t\u0159i hrnky s espressem povaluj\u00edc\u00ed se v bordelu pomlet\u00e9 k\u00e1vy vedle je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho p\u016fllitrov\u00e9ho hrnku, kter\u00fd m\u011b slou\u017e\u00ed jako v\u00fdlevka na nezd\u00e1rn\u00e9 pokusy. To je omyl \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m. Bravurn\u011b p\u0159eleje oba nepoda\u0159en\u00e9 \u201eshoty\u201c z espresso hrnk\u016f do v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho capucinov\u00e9ho hrnku b\u011bhem chvilky p\u0159isype zbytek cukru z cuk\u0159enky a zaleje chladn\u00fdm ml\u00e9kem<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e Co blbne\u0161 vole, to je do kan\u00e1lu\u201c vol\u00e1m na n\u011bho<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e Si blb\u00fd snad to nechce\u0161 vyl\u00e9t \u201e klidn\u00fdm krokem odch\u00e1z\u00ed demontovat \u0161alov\u00e1n\u00ed a pochutn\u00e1v\u00e1 si na k\u00e1v\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seru na to jsem netrp\u011bliv\u00fd chci taky k\u00e1vu \u2026 dobrou k\u00e1vu\u2026 u\u017e m\u011b te\u010de slina, ale Segafredo teda chlastat nebudu !!! Vytahuju sm\u011bs Lavazzy a Kony s p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed vanilky. Kilo za nechutn\u00fdch 800k\u010d. Nesm\u00edm to zmr\u2026   melu \u2026\u2026 kurva pro\u010d se m\u011b nesype kafe. \u2026 je\u017ei\u0161marj\u00e1 zase v\u0161echno jinak. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed m\u00e1ti a s\u00e9gra \u017ee by si daly k\u00e1vi\u010dku . Stres a omluvy  \u201e ale j\u00e1 to je\u0161t\u011b neum\u00edm.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eTo nevad\u00ed n\u011bco n\u00e1m uva\u0159\u2026\u201c p\u0159ipad\u00e1m si jako tot\u00e1ln\u00ed blbec<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0159enastavuju ml\u00fdnek na v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed hrubost. U\u017e se to kone\u010dn\u011b sype. Utla\u010duju p\u00e1ku tamperem a  utahuju ji v hlav\u011b. Pou\u0161t\u00edm extrakci \u2026. Nic prost\u011b nic p\u0159etamperoval jsem to !!!! Ostuda . \u201e Ehmm tak je\u0161t\u011b jednou \u201e omlouv\u00e1m se\u201c  znovu melu . Utla\u010duju, te\u010f u\u017e m\u00e9n\u011b.  Zat\u00e1hnout p\u00e1ku extrakce \u2026.. te\u010de \u2026 ale rychle \u201e kurva !!! \u201e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e To nevad\u00ed \u201e vyc\u00edt\u00ed m\u00e1ti, \u017ee z\u0159ejm\u011b n\u011bco nejde podle pl\u00e1nu \u201e \u201eM\u011b to bude chutnat i tak \u201e<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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P\u0159esn\u011b tohle pot\u0159ebuju fale\u0161n\u00fd soucit J No co jaksi to vyteklo a mamka si libuje jak j\u00ed vo\u0148av\u00e9 kafe s vanilkou chutn\u00e1 . ud\u011blal jsem double shot tak\u017ee si druh\u00e9 d\u00e1v\u00e1m i j\u00e1. Tak jako p\u00edt se to d\u00e1. Od dokonalosti to m\u00e1 daleko Ale je to moje prvn\u00ed kafe kter\u00e9 z Bezzery piju.  Po 5ti hodin\u00e1ch usilovn\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce \u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e A co kapu\u010d\u00edno ?\u201c pt\u00e1 se mamka<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e Ehmm tak daleko jsem se je\u0161t\u011b nedostal\u201c odpov\u00edd\u00e1m zdrcen\u011b  \u201eAle v\u0161echno bude\u201c omlouv\u00e1m se<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se 19 hodina a j\u00e1 se osm\u011bluju spustit poprv\u00e9 parn\u00ed trysku, \u017ee bych snad mohl vykouzlit n\u011bjakou tu p\u011bnu. Nadrcen\u00fd teorii\u00ed jsem perfektn\u011b. To se mus\u00ed pov\u00e9st. Spou\u0161t\u00edm p\u00e1ru a \u0161leh\u00e1m p\u011bnu. Teplom\u011br v konvi\u010d\u010de let\u00ed z\u00e1vratn\u011b nahoru \u2026 Doprdele konvi\u010dka je roz\u017ehaven\u00e1 a p\u011bna nikde \u2026. A\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1 tohle bude je\u0161t\u011b hodn\u011b dlouh\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh . \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O dv\u011b hodiny a o dva litry ml\u00e9ka pozd\u011bji , st\u00e1le nic  p\u011bna se nedostavuje a na ml\u00e9ko se u\u017e nem\u016f\u017eou d\u011bcka ani pod\u00edvat. Leju ho do d\u0159ezu. Hanka m\u00e1 podobn\u00e9 v\u00fdsledky.  Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1 den jenom 24 hodin a n\u00e1m se chce sp\u00e1t.  Z\u00edtra je taky den.  Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee jsme koupili dost ml\u00e9ka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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