{"id":3828,"date":"2015-08-09T11:26:27","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T11:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/Sirne-jezirko-Vulcano"},"modified":"2019-07-09T11:58:55","modified_gmt":"2019-07-09T10:58:55","slug":"sirne-jezirko-vulcano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alohapatek.cz\/index.php\/2015\/08\/09\/sirne-jezirko-vulcano\/","title":{"rendered":"Sirn\u00e9 jez\u00edrko – Vulcano"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Tento \u00fachyln\u00fd n\u00e1pad, a dneska u\u017e m\u016f\u017eu opravdu potvrdit \u017ee byl \u00fachyln\u00fd, vznikl v na\u0161ich hlav\u00e1ch je\u0161t\u011b doma v \u010cesku. A sice \u017ee se p\u016fjdeme vykoupat do t\u011bch smradlav\u00fdch sirn\u00fdch jez\u00edrek na ostrov\u011b Vulcano. P\u0159emek jasn\u011b \u0159ekl, \u017ee je to volovina a \u017ee on tam s n\u00e1ma nevleze, proto\u017ee budeme smrd\u011bt jako prasata. A taky \u017ee m\u011bl pravdu. Jenom\u017ee tomu ne\u0161lo odolat. Hned prvn\u00ed den co jsme na ostrovy p\u0159ipluli jsme se se \u0160i\u0161kou vydali na pr\u016fzkum. Podle stra\u0161n\u00e9ho smradu, kter\u00fd se linul po cel\u00e9m ostrov\u011b, jsme neomyln\u011b do\u0161li a\u017e k jez\u00edrku. T\u011b\u017eko se popisuje smrad, kter\u00fd zde vl\u00e1dl. Sirovod\u00edk probubl\u00e1val cel\u00fdm jez\u00edrkem, ale to jsme je\u0161t\u011b netu\u0161ili \u017ee tento smradlav\u00fd d\u00e1re\u010dek si budeme s sebou nosit je\u0161t\u011b 2 m\u011bs\u00edce po p\u0159\u00edjezdu dom\u016f. A tak jsme se v\u00e1leli a rochnili jako t\u0159i prasata ve smradlav\u00e9m bahn\u011b,cel\u00ed jsme se t\u00edm bahnem pomazali od hlavy a\u017e k pat\u011b ( kdy\u017e je to tak zdrav\u00e9\u2026.) A str\u00e1vili jsme tam kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 2 smradlav\u00e9 hodiny. Za tu dobu se n\u00e1m ten puch doslova za\u017eral pod k\u016f\u017ei. Kdy\u017e jsme za t\u00fdden vlezli do obch\u016fdku v m\u011bste\u010dku Erice na Sic\u00edlii pan\u00ed kter\u00e1 tam prod\u00e1vala utekla ven. To byla prvn\u00ed ind\u00edcie \u017ee n\u011bco nen\u00ed v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Ale to byl teprve za\u010d\u00e1tek. Z letadla n\u00e1s tenkr\u00e1t nevyhodili , co\u017e pova\u017euju za jeden z nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch \u00fasp\u011bch\u016f, ale rodina m\u011b doma neobjala, D\u011bcka si zacpaly nos a utekly. Hanka m\u011b pusu nedala a vyk\u00e1zala m\u011b do koupelny a\u0165 se jdu prvn\u00ed um\u00fdt\u2026 V\u017edy\u0165 jsme se myli ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u0159et\u00ed den v mo\u0159i ???? Po spr\u0161e st\u00e1le smrad \u2026 To budou asi ty hadry z batohu ..?!. Hanka to nah\u00e1zela do pra\u010dky. Po p\u016fl hodin\u011b jsem se za\u010dal ob\u00e1vat o na\u0161i pra\u010dku i dom\u00e1cnost . Smrad se \u0161\u00ed\u0159il nejenom z koupelny ale i ze m\u011b. Volal jsem \u0160i\u0161kovi , Hele taky tak smrd\u00ed\u0161 ? A co doma ? Moja m\u0148a vyhodila ven do stanu \u2026 Hmm tak to j\u00e1 jsem na tom stejn\u011b. P\u0159emkovi jsem rad\u011bji nevolal, stejn\u011b smrd\u00ed jako my a nav\u00edc n\u00e1s varoval , to m\u011b nestoj\u00ed za to \ud83d\ude42 Hanka ten den asi je\u0161t\u011b 3 x prala to sam\u00e9 oble\u010den\u00ed \u2026 marn\u011b . To sam\u00e9 se opakovalo cel\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed t\u00fdden. Nejenom \u017ee smrd\u011blo pr\u00e1dlo ale smrd\u011bl jsem i j\u00e1 , batoh, spac\u00e1k prost\u011b v\u0161echno co jsem chytil do ruky. Nejhor\u0161\u00ed bylo \u017ee jsem smrd\u011bl i s\u00e1m sob\u011b \u2026 Ub\u011bhl t\u00fdden\u2026 po\u0159\u00e1d smrad. Ub\u011bhl m\u011bs\u00edc \u2026, smrad a \u0159\u00edkali m\u011b to i ostatn\u00ed kamar\u00e1di se kter\u00fdma jsem se potkal\u2026 Ub\u011bhlo \u00be roku a j\u00e1 jsem jel prom\u00edtat o Sic\u00edlii ke zn\u00e1m\u00fdm na chalupu . bylo tam asi tak 20 lid\u00ed \u2026 co to je za divn\u00fd smrad ? To jsem asi j\u00e1 pov\u00edd\u00e1m, to bude mo\u017en\u00e1 to tri\u010dko ze Sic\u00edlie \ud83d\ude42 Dne s je to rok a p\u016fl a tri\u010dka po zah\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed st\u00e1le smrd\u00ed sirn\u00fdm z\u00e1pachem. Sta\u010d\u00ed si je vz\u00edt v l\u00e9t\u011b na sebe a okam\u017eit\u011b v\u00edm kde jsem v nich byl a v\u00ed to i ostatn\u00ed. Na z\u00e1v\u011br bych cht\u011bl v\u0161em doporu\u010dit Lipari. Je to n\u00e1dhern\u00e9 st\u00e1le aktivn\u00ed souostrov\u00ed . A a\u017e budete na ostrov\u011b Vulcano nezapome\u0148te se okoupat v sir\u00e9m jez\u00edrku je to z\u00e1\u017eitek na cel\u00fd \u017eivot. A nav\u00edc je to zdrav\u00e9 .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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